Thursday, October 29, 2009

South Carolina Republican Caught in Cemetery With 18-Year-Old Stripper

Introducing... Roland Corning:

I've never heard of Corning, but my theory about these odd behaviors coming from South Carolinian republicans is that they stem from self righteousness, which causes repressed feelings.
Wines wrote in his report that two people were in the car - Corning and an unnamed 18-year-old female, an "employee of Platinum Plus Gentlemen's Club."
Earlier, Wines had witnessed the Ford Explorer that Corning was driving pull into a secluded portion of Elmwood Cemetery that Wines had "received past complaints in ref. to illegal activity, i.e. sex acts and drug abuse," Wines wrote in the report.
Once the occupants of the Explorer saw Wines' patrol car, the driver "attempted to make a hasty retreat, spinning the tires in the driveway and accelerating rapidly," according to the report. The State