DeLay Forced to Withdraw Before the Texas Two Step

Awwwww. He's sad and human-like:

Tom DeLay Cha Chas to Wild Thing

The cha cha used to be my favorite dance, though DeLay, a birther, is a better dancer than representative of the American people:

Dancing Tom Delay Wants to See Obama's Birth Certificate

Birther Tom DeLay is sullying Dancing with the Stars. Poor Cheryl Burke is about to get slimed. This guy seems a little off, maybe even tipsy?