Herman Cain -- 999. The only one with a plan -- a bad plan -- but a plan nonetheless.
Michele Bachmann -- Summoned the devil. Spoke in trance state: The federal government did it. The federal government did it. 
Mitt Romney -- Tax cuts. I'm a business man. Obama is out of his league. 
Newt -- Everything is stupid.
Rick Perry -- Obama is bad. Energy. 
Ron Paul -- I hate the Fed. 
Rick Santorum -- ??
Jon Huntsman -- Snore. ??