Showing posts with label mooseburgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mooseburgers. Show all posts

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Palin Set to Fizzle

The election is all about Ms. Mooseburger at the moment.

Reporters asked Obama today what he thought of Ms. Mooseburgers attacks. Obama isn't falling for it. He said he isn't running against Palin. He is running against McCain.

McCain and Palin are truly two peas in a pod in one way. They're both lacking. Ms. Mooseburger in qualifications. McCain in marbles.

Ms. Mooseburger rallied the conservatives with her "family values" -- having an unwed pregnant teen, marrying her off, and not aborting her downs syndrome baby, which I argue is not so extraordinary. Many women would choose to keep a special needs baby.

But for wingnuts, that's what government is for -- pushing their family values on everyone else, essentially, imposing their religion on everyone else because they, after all, are the righteous ones.

But their family values aren't going to help govern the country, which is in desperate need of economic and foreign policy leadership.

I'm already bored of Ms. Mooseburger, cause I've done the research and she's flimsy. Somewhere there is a group of men cackling in a room, planning their next move.

I'm convinced Palin's a pawn. She's the great distraction. The bludger in Quidditch, the sleight of hand.

For now, it seems the republican ploy has worked. People are distracted. But it seems, with few qualifications, she could fizzle real fast and that would be the end of McCain's campaign.

Republicans are desperate.

Here's why: Most republicans are well to do, they are the party of business. They fear the tax hike that's coming their way under Obama. They fear not being able to pay their workers low wages. They fear tighter regulations on business. They fear that workers will be able to form unions. They fear not being able to conduct business just the way they like.

Judith Warner hits it spot on:
It’s a smoke and mirrors game aimed at diverting attention from the fact that the party’s tax policies have helped create an elite that’s more distant from “the people” than ever before. And from the fact that the party’s dogged allegiance to up-by-your-bootstraps individualism — an individualism exemplified by Palin, the frontierswoman who somehow has managed to “balance” five children and her political career with no need for support — is leading to a culture-wide crack-up.

Here's more. I recommend the whole read. If anyone has fallen for Ms. Mooseburger they need to slap themselves.
NYT: Palin sounded, at times, like she was speaking a foreign language as she gave voice to the beautifully crafted words that had been prepared for her on Wednesday night.

But that wasn’t held against her. Thanks to the level of general esteem that greeted her ascent to the podium, it seems we’ve all got to celebrate the fact that America’s Hottest Governor (Princess of the Fur Rendezvous 1983, Miss Wasilla 1984) could speak at all.

Could there be a more thoroughgoing humiliation for America’s women?

You are not, I think, supposed now to say this. Just as, I am sure, you are certainly not supposed to feel that having Sarah Palin put forth as the Republicans’ first female vice presidential candidate is just about as respectful a gesture toward women as was John McCain’s suggestion, last month, that his wife participate in a topless beauty contest.

Such thoughts, we are told, are sexist. And elitist. After all, via Palin, we now hear without cease, the People are speaking. The “real” “authentic,” small-town “Everyday People,” of Hockey Moms and Blue Collar Dads whom even Rudolph Giuliani now invokes as an antidote to the cosmopolite Obamas and their backers in the liberal media. (Remind me please, once again, what was the name of the small town where Rudy grew up?)

Why does this woman – who to some of us seems as fake as they can come, with her delicate infant son hauled out night after night under the klieg lights and her pregnant teenage daughter shamelessly instrumentalized for political purposes — deserve, to a unique extent among political women, to rank as so “real”

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

McCain: Media on a Mission to Destroy Palin

Ain't no moose large enough

No. The media, for the sake of the American people, is vetting Palin, since McCain didn't do the job. After all, making moose into mooseburgers is no qualification for vice president. Oh, I know, I've heard she's a "reformer."

She wants to reform education so that it teaches creationism and abstinence only. She wants to reform America's energy policy into a drill here drill now, even in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. She probably knows more about oil than anything else. Sound familiar?

She wants to reform science and put away all that nonsense about drowning polar bears and global warming. They're just swimming! Anyway, animals are for shooting and making into Mooseburgers or Polar Bear burgers. Never mind those endangered species lists. 

She wants to reform libraries, banning books that don't have the right language in them.

She's a reformer all right.
NPR: Monday we found out about Palin's unwed teenage daughter. Republican allies argue, as Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota did Tuesday on MSNBC, "It just seems that's unfair and out of bounds" to pin the blame for the teenager's pregnancy on Palin — who is McCain's running mate.

Now the press is turning its attention to all other aspects of her record. For example, McCain aides claimed the new governor's credentials in foreign policy came from her role as titular head of the Alaska National Guard.

The campaign felt CNN's Campbell Brown was deeply unfair Monday night by persistently challenging McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds with variations of this question: "Can you just tell me one decision that she made as commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard, just one?"

Viewers waited in vain for a direct reply. McCain's response was to cancel an interview scheduled on Tuesday evening on CNN's Larry King Live. But the network isn't apologizing.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Palin: The Republican Babe


Blowhard Rush Limbaugh has hailed Sarah Palin a "babe." And she has family values, he says. As you know, that's important to Rush. He's such a family man. I see what's happening here.
Swamp: Palin, named today by McCain to fill out the GOP ticket as his running mate, has been on Limbaugh's radar screen in the veepstakes since February, when he noted that she was on the right side of the issues and "a babe" besides.
Palin seems likeable, down to earth, and compelling. She hunts moose and makes them into burgers and then she eats mooseburgers. You can't get much more compelling than that. 
She's got family values -- five of them. What I wonder is how does anyone afford 5 kids? 
But the babe factor obviously works to her advantage. Who knows? Maybe she can woo Putin. 
McCain has demonstrated how little he respects women with such a blatant pander and delicious distraction. 

What exactly is it that the VP does, asks Palin

Desperation?