Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Romney Wins Aspirin Between the Knees Millionaire

Foster Friess, the millionaire sugar daddy to Santorum, is now Romney's. Friess, who said in February that women should avoid getting pregnant by putting aspirin between their knees, is now suggesting Obama get a bullet proof teleprompter. These guys are old. Not in age, but in mind and time. They have reptilian brains, still not caught up with the modern world.
Friess is probably buying Santorum a spot in Mitt's cabinet (not that he'll ever get to form a cabinet).