Update April 27: Congratulations America! Obama released his original birth certificate. See his remarks here.
Obama has a birth certificate. Obama has shown his birth certificate. FactCheck held it, photographed it and validated its authenticity in 2008. Recently, FactCheck debunked birthers once again. Obama has an original birth certificate on file. No other kind of birth certificate is needed. Birthers invented the "long form" birth certificate to suggest that Obama didn't have the magical kind of birth certificate. Obama is eligible to be President of the United States, otherwise known as POTUS. Obama is POTUS. Obama has a dog. Obama's dog is named Bo. Bo was born in the U.S. Texas to be precise. Bo is a good dog.