DeLay Forced to Withdraw Before the Texas Two Step

Awwwww. He's sad and human-like:

Tom DeLay Cha Chas to Wild Thing

The cha cha used to be my favorite dance, though DeLay, a birther, is a better dancer than representative of the American people:

Dancing Tom Delay Wants to See Obama's Birth Certificate

Birther Tom DeLay is sullying Dancing with the Stars. Poor Cheryl Burke is about to get slimed. This guy seems a little off, maybe even tipsy?

Tom DeLay Says Obama Will Bring Down America

Can these guys get any further out into space? What a bunch of nut jobs. The whole lot of them. The GOP shouldn't be criticizing anyone until they can figure out how to come back down to Earth.