1. Mr. President, your administration has offered less change than a Maserati dealership gives back on a $100,000 bill.
2. Mr. President, your economic stewardship's so poor, I haven't held a job in years.
3. Mr. President, the poverty rate on your watch has risen to 15 percent. I care so much about the homeless, even my money has a shelter.
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